The Missionary Position in an Imaginary Garden with Real Toads
All in the name of nonsense!....
The Missionary Position
It really isn't necessary
to be so awfully damn contrary
just because the missionary
Ended up in ground in Constantdary
The missionary necessary
on the road to Constantdary
Really found the whole trip scary
But he was a timid missionary.
Spoke to god or so he said
Every morning and before bed
but only when he called you see
did the voice of god so speak to he.
When god spoke to him first? well woe is me
That up and ended the missionary
His heart did stop
Like a dime store clock
So I guess now in heaven is he.
Well, Ms. Laurie Kolp...I much enjoyed your lesson in nonsense today at the Imaginary Garden With Real Toads...and YOU, dear reader, are welcome to come play with us too. Stop on in and get your Seuss on!
The Missionary Position
It really isn't necessary
to be so awfully damn contrary
just because the missionary
Ended up in ground in Constantdary
The missionary necessary
on the road to Constantdary
Really found the whole trip scary
But he was a timid missionary.
Spoke to god or so he said
Every morning and before bed
but only when he called you see
did the voice of god so speak to he.
When god spoke to him first? well woe is me
That up and ended the missionary
His heart did stop
Like a dime store clock
So I guess now in heaven is he.
Well, Ms. Laurie Kolp...I much enjoyed your lesson in nonsense today at the Imaginary Garden With Real Toads...and YOU, dear reader, are welcome to come play with us too. Stop on in and get your Seuss on!
Comments
K
PS: my verification word here is "laull" which seems like a word one could use when writing nonsense, halfway between a laugh and a lull. And I still love "up and ended"!
Nice to see you at RT ~
Hank